0x2510: The Guy Who’ll Hack Your WiFi and Compliment Your 🍑
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Hello, I’m 0x2510
You might know me as a guy who’s into cybersecurity, HTB, Python scripts, or OSINT rabbit holes at 2 AM.
But let’s get one thing straight—
I got into this field for one reason and one reason only:
🔥 Round. Ass. Girls.
I swear I’m a professional (kinda)
Yeah yeah, I can break into your WiFi, pivot networks, dump hashes, and run a reverse shell through a toaster.
But if I see a girl with a round ass, I’m forgetting every CVE I ever learned.
I could be in the middle of a CTF and still be like:
“Wait, who needs root when she already owns me?” 😩💻
My biggest vulnerabilities:
- 🍑 Round and symmetrical assets
- 🎵 Sad music loops while I stare at the terminal like I’m in a breakup montage
- 🧠 Overthinking DMs before sending “yo”
- 😬 Acting like a romantic Chad in text but freezing up IRL like a Raspberry Pi with no power supply
- 🧢 Saying “I’m grinding HTB” when I’m really scrolling Insta models and calling it “visual reconnaissance”
The simulation is broken
Bro, I’ll be deep into recon, mapping open ports on a box, and BAM—
some reel shows up with “her walking away in slow-mo” and I’m like:
“Time to audit these… uh, assets 👀”
Even Nmap doesn’t scan curves like that.
Is this a love story? Nah.
It’s a tale of:
- One guy
- One exploit away from success
- But always distracted by the thiccness
They say don’t mix business and pleasure, but I say:
“She’s built like a load balancer—curves in all the right places.”
In conclusion:
I’m not here to pretend I’m mature.
I’m just here to say the truth:
- Cybersec is my job
- Round asses are my desires
- And if you ask me what I want in life?
“Just root access and a girl who walks like she’s lagging in real life.”